The Truth About Cybersecurity Certifications
Let's piss off every cybersecurity influencer, bootcamp, and certification body whose marketing strategy relies on the deception that there are "millions of unfilled cyber jobs," shall
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I wrote these between 2022 and 2025, on GRC, security, technology and the people doing the work. Original words, original dates.
Let's piss off every cybersecurity influencer, bootcamp, and certification body whose marketing strategy relies on the deception that there are "millions of unfilled cyber jobs," shall
If you spend enough time on LinkedIn, you'll encounter these posts by security directors, VPs or CISOs. Mocking cold calls. Taking a jab at conference booths. Gaslighting SDRs that do bad cold outreach. You know the
Don't worry. I'm not about to spend the next 1,000 words of your time telling you about how great I am. I'm still figuring this out. Think of it like an ideal to
I’ve spent most of my career in GRC trying to find ways to make security relevant. And somewhere along the way, I realized the difference isn’t in the frameworks. It’s not in the policies. It’s not even in how mature
If you work in GRC today, you've probably noticed the tsunami of AI hype washing over our industry. Every vendor, consultant, and LinkedIn influencer seems to be positioning themselves as an "AI security expert" (myself
Transform into the GRC leader modern companies fight
Let's be brutally honest about what Third-Party Risk Management currently is: a soul-crushing bureaucratic charade that wastes everyone's time, kills business momentum, and miraculously manages to make security worse in
Your compliance program is about to be automated out of
Here's my story about how I became convinced that communications was the core skill to master when working in GRC. Now, let me preface this with a big caveat: I'm not going to pretend I'm some mastermind here. I'm still
Every few weeks, I come across another frustrated post from someone trying to "break into cybersecurity". The story is familiar: they’ve done the bootcamp, passed a certification, maybe even applied to a dozen roles.
The myth that GRC is the easy, nontechnical side of security still does damage.
When I first got into GRC, I thought my job was to be the expert. You know, the one with the right answers. The one who had the policy ready. The one who flagged the risk before it
I recently attended the NSec, a major offensive security event in Montreal. I enjoyed myself. The event had free beer, a good DJ, and a bunch of security nerds willing to share their latest tinkering feats. This is
In security, numbers can deceive. If somebody tells you a given risk has an "82% chance of materializing", run. Nobody possesses such reliable data. Numbers give pseudo-experts a varnish of credibility. Anybody can
You know that person everyone goes to with their tech problems? "My laptop's acting weird!" "Is this email sketchy?" "Help, I can't access the shared
Can your employer's IT department view your internet browsing? Can they spy on you with their mobile device management software? I get this question commonly. The answer depends on the software, but I often say, "
Last week, I participated in a recruiting activity as part of an event. The highlight was having lunch with one of my former managers whom I hadn't spoken with in a few years. He inquired about how satisfied I was at my
As of writing this, a colleague I hold dear announced that she was leaving the company for personal reasons. The news saddened me. I don’t believe in company loyalty. I believe we are loyal to the people around
Are you interested in a career in information security? It's normal to wonder how long you would spend learning different skills to get there, especially coding. But, allow me to be brutally honest here: asking if you
Every week, people reach out asking the same question: "How do I break into cybersecurity?" They're career changers, recent graduates, professionals stuck in dead-end IT roles all trying to figure out how to build
I seldom get mad at work. When I lose it, it always seems to involve consultants. I remember one time. Have you ever had one of these "summit" meetings between managers of 3-4 departments? One of the tensest ones I've
When my manager summoned me to his cubicle, he looked like a washed-out pug. I had my degree in security and a couple of years of experience by then. I was advising on over 20 projects, firing on all
“If I wanted to make friends I wouldn’t work in security”, he yelled, smashing the phone on his desk. He put his jacket back on and stormed off while I looked toward my other colleague, blushing,
Ask any security specialist about their biggest frustration. Most of them will bring up their cynicism about finding the same vulnerabilities every year while developers ignore them (the vulnerabilities AND the security
The most unexpected benefit I got from this newsletter is the content marketing skills I've built along the way. Speaking the "brand" language brought me closer to my employer's marketing team. In the past year, the
Organizations use bug bounty programs to pay hackers who discover website vulnerabilities. The idea is to incentivize the bug researchers to disclose the vulnerabilities for payment instead of selling them on the black
The show Ted Lasso took Apple TV by storm, winning Emmies and the population's hearts. I recently discovered this tale of an American football coach hired to coach European football (soccer). Despite not knowing the
If you dislike conflicts, don't work in information security. As a mentor once told me: "I'm not in security to make friends." Don't get me wrong. The vast majority of InfoSec professionals are easygoing. Conflicts are
If you're reading this, you're probably a cybersecurity professional who's frustrated with the gap between what the industry preaches and what actually works in
A few weeks ago, a friend was caught in a hospitality cyber-fraud . The threat actors infiltrated the hotel's booking.com accounts. Using this valid account, they sent fraudulent emails asking for a credit card
“Any advice for an aspiring cybersecurity professional to break in?” This is the question I get the
I hate to admit it: I was caught once by my company's phishing simulation campaign. I was late to pick up my kids, I knew my password was expiring, I entered my credentials. And the rest is
I attended a "lunch and learn" event featuring an established Chief Information Officer (CIO) a few years ago. The discussion centred around information security challenges in large enterprises. One of my friends, a
My nonverbal communication can be so awkward that I've often thought I had Asperger's syndrome . I never bothered to get "diagnosed". After all, what does it matter to get such a label when you have a fulfilling life
This week was the back-to-school frenzy. These days, with four boys, the whirlwind is all about survival for me: kindergarten, primary and secondary school simultaneously . This chaos breeds nostalgia. I remember how
I completed over 400 cloud third-party risk assessments. Working for a cloud vendor, I also participated in over 200 due diligence processes. I'm on both sides of the fence. This position provides me with unique
It was a challenging customer audit. The customer wanted us to have a specific piece of security technology. My attempts to explain how the alternative measures we had in place met the same requirements were falling on
A crucial part of my job involves advising incident responders about the definition of a "security incident". This is not as straightforward as you think! Sure, ransomware is easy to identify. But 99% of security events
Let me tell you a horror story about a security consultant. That person had been hired for a specific mandate. By the end of it, people were actively running away from him. They asked other security people, such as the
"We wouldn't want our payroll information leaking and everyone to know their colleague's salaries!" This is one of the most frequent remarks I hear when discussing security with senior leadership. Here's a provocative
We have all seen these absurd job postings. Entry-level cyber security analyst: three years of experience is required. This is beyond frustrating. Newsflash: I’m not about to defend them. This is the result of some
The company I have been working for the past 4.5 years recently obtained the ISO27001 certification. It's a pretty cool milestone and I'm glad I got to take a part in that process. Getting a certification like that as
"AI is going to take over the world!" How many times have you read that online in the past week? How about the opposite? How can someone take over AI? That seems to me like a scarier
This week, ppfosec turns 1 year old ! I am so grateful that you are giving me some of your time every week. The best experiences for me were the DMs you sent me every Wednesday telling me how I’ve helped you. Since I’m
When I was a teen, MP3s were the revolution. I was raised in a small country town. Our music store large as a closet sold non-Celine Dion CDs for $25 (if you want to get depressed, Google how much that does today with
There's nothing like a story. I was drawn to information security thanks to a TV show, after all - a story . I chose to specialize in governance, risk, and compliance (GRC) over hacking because I realized this is where
In December 2021, researchers from the Ali Baba group discovered a "once in a generation" vulnerability: log4shell. It was a perfect 10: a simple line anybody could inject, unauthenticated, on a system to gain full
Have you recently shopped for a refrigerator? If so, you've probably noticed two weird trends. One: why do they need transparent doors when you can open them? And two: what's with putting a screen on them? Why does
How stressful is your job? Each occupation comes with its own set of challenges, and information security is no exception. As part of mental health awareness month, this week I explore specific challenges we face in our
Just this year, my children's school banned Pokémon cards and mangas. It’s funny. When I was a kid, my school banned mangas, too. And pogs! How things always do come full
Have you ever wished one page about you went away from Google? I did. Back in 2012, I blogged about local politics in a national newspaper and responded to people in the comments section. Whenever I googled myself, I
I will always remember how I learned the difference between frontend and backend development. It was the first semester of my computer science degree. I attended a career fair on campus, hoping to land an
It's hard to grasp the intricacies of an organization's information technology (IT) department. Most people only have contact with IT as "the computer guy" who fixes laptops and resets
The recent mainstream success of generative AI promises to make us more productive, and that includes cybercriminals . "But ChatGPT has safeguards!", I hear you say. Well, this researcher believes we could train a large
Ever wondered how the scan at the grocery store's cashier gets you the item's price? Basically, the infrared scanner translates the information encoded in the bar code into a digital identifier, then the computer
API is the most interesting technical term for me because hearing it is the easiest way to spot developers at parties (okay, I admit, as a dadx4, I only attend children's birthday parties, but the point still stands).
I got a weird credit card transaction notification during my son's birthday party a few weeks ago. I looked up the records and filed a report. It took about 10 minutes, but I remained distracted by the incident for an
It was 2009. I was a temporary worker for the government. This is the worst position you can have: all the disadvantages of being unionized, without any of the
I spent a good portion of my first internship in cybersecurity supporting a large IT operations department in the financial sector. I created service accounts with minimal permissions, maintained firewall
In August 2022, the former Twitter Chief Information Security Officer made incendiary allegations against Twitter. I decided I would go through Twitter's publicly available contracts to determine the gap between the
While I'm a GRC specialist, I'll always keep a fondness for Identity and access management. I love IAM for the same reason most hate it: it's embedded into organizational complexity, there's an infinite amount of edge
Insurance and security companies have grown so used to ransomware that cyber-threat researchers can now become "negotiators". One of them shares his experience to the register . Based on previous discussions with
You probably got into cybersecurity because it seemed like a smart, future-proof move. Maybe you saw the salary ranges on Glassdoor. Maybe someone on LinkedIn told you there are “1 million unfilled jobs.” The message
Sometimes I wish we, infosec specialists, were better at "reading the room". A report from Tessian reveals that 56% of IT leaders believe employees are "cutting corners" when not in the office. The main concern seems
As a privacy advocate watching the implementation of regulations like GDPR and CCPA, I can't help but feel profoundly frustrated. It's not that these laws are fundamentally flawed... in many ways, they're quite
I got into infosec because of the TV show Mr. Robot. Of course, my initial idea was to become a pentester! While ethical hacking was enthralling, I quickly discovered my knack for delivering awesome risk assessment
Remember Log4Shell ? Not actual shipping containers - I'm talking about that infamous vulnerability that exposed the fragility of our software